It's hard to believe, but it's true. It all started with a can of hairspray, a can of spray paint, and a can of... well, another can of hairspray. Our fearless founder, Bleachy McSplaterson, had a vision: a world where the boundaries of reality were stretched, where the rules were meant to be broken, and where every surface was a canvas waiting to be splattered.
After months of experimentation, countless cans of aerosol, and a few near-death experiences, the first Bleach Blast was born. A device so revolutionary, so game-changing, that it would make the world tremble with its sheer awesomeness.
Fast forward to today, and the world is still trying to catch up. Governments, corporations, and your aunt are all trying to harness the power of Bleach Blast for their own nefarious purposes. But we won't let them. We'll keep on splattering, keep on blasting, and keep on being the masters of mayhem we've always been.