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Are you tired of your usual bleacher-burnout routine? Do you dream of dancing under the glow of a thousand neon lights? Well, you're in luck! Our Bleach-Fueled Dance Party is the answer to all your prayers!
Our Specialties:
• Bleach-infused cocktails
• Neon-lit dance floor
• DJ sets by the world's greatest techno-bleach-masters
Our Events:
Join us for the most electrifying, sweat-drenched, and utterly bewildering experience in town! Why Not To Attend?