10 Reasons to Hate Your Job

1. Your boss is secretly a Sith Lord.
2. You have to pretend to care about the company's mission.
3. You've been stuck in meetings longer than a Reddit minimalist apartment.
4. The break room has been converted into a sad, lonely closet.
5. Your colleagues are more interested in gossip than actual work.
6. The copier has been replaced with a ancient, possessed photocopier from the 90s.
7. You have to wear a tie to the "Casual Friday" meetings.
8. The coffee machine has been possessed by a malevolent spirit.
9. The IT department is run by a 12-year-old with a bad attitude.
10. The "flexible" work hours are just an excuse for the company to nickel and dime you for "overtime" hours.