Bleach Burnout Recipes

Cooking While Simultaneously Burning Out

Here's a recipe for the most epic, most exhausting, most utterly pointless dish you've ever made:

Coffee-Glazed Donut Holes of Despair

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of despair
• 1/2 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of hopelessness
• 1/2 cup of coffee (stronger than your will to live)

Instructions:

1. Mix despair, regret, and existential dread in a bowl until well combined.
2. Add hopelessness and mix until it's just as miserable as the rest.
3. Pour in the coffee and mix until the concoction reaches a state of near-catatonia.
4. Drop by spoonfuls into a sizzling hot oil and fry until crispy.

Enjoy your Coffee-Glazed Donut Holes of Despair while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

If this recipe fails, try our backup recipe for 'Cereal with a Side of Tears'.

For a more relaxing experience, check out our Burnout-Suppressant Smoothie recipe.

Or, if you're feeling really burnt out, try our Burnout-Burrito recipe.