Bleach Therapy FAQ

Q: Is bleach a good therapy option?

A: Absolutely. In moderation.

Q: Will I turn into a human-skeleton after 30 sessions?

A: Unlikely. Unless you have a pre-existing condition or poor insurance, in which case, we cannot be held responsible for any skeletal transformations, but it will still be a great conversation starter on Tinder.

Q: What is the difference between Cloroform and Clorox?

A: Cloroform is a highly concentrated form of bleach that we do not recommend for household use, Clorox is a brand of bleach that we also do not recommend for household use, but is slightly more palatable in a cocktail.