Unintended Consequences
Side effects may include:
- Nausea
- Choking
- Spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable urges to sing along to 80s rock music
Precautions
Not recommended for:
- People who enjoy feeling good about themselves
- Those who value their hair
- Anyone with a history of enjoying life
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For a more detailed list of risks, visit our Risks of Bleach Therapy: Detailed page.
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For a more... positive take on Bleach Therapy, visit our Risks of Bleach Therapy: Optimistic page.