Step 1: Gather your materials: bleach, a basin, and a sense of desperation.
Step 2: Mix the bleach with equal parts water and a pinch of hope.
Step 3: Apply the solution to your unwanted hair, and wait for the agonizing process to begin.
Step 4: Rinse, repeat, and wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea.
And so, the cycle of addiction continues.
For more on the dangers of bleaching, read on.
For the truly committed, try these expert tips:
1. Use a ratio of 3:1 bleach to water for that perfect, translucent look.
2. Add a dash of lemon juice for a hint of citrus zing.
3. Apply a liberal amount of Vaseline for that smooth, silky finish.
And for the love of all things sane, read on.
A cautionary tale:
Don't try this at home, unless you enjoy third-degree burns and a lifetime supply of hair loss insurance.