Bleeding Heart Cuisune

We serve the most bleeding-heart dishes in the city.

Brought to you by Chef Bleeding Steve.

Try our:

• Pan-Seared Pasta Remorse
• Steak Tartare Therapy
• Heart-Healthy Salad

Pan-Seared Pasta Remorse

A dish so good it'll make you cry.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup regret
• 1/2 cup shame
• 1/4 cup despair
• 1 tsp hopelessness

Instructions:

1. Seared in a pan of sorrow.
2. Served with a side of what-ifs.
3. Enjoy your emotional turmoil.

Steak Tartare Therapy

A plate of raw emotions.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb raw emotion
• 1/4 cup therapist's couch
• 1/2 cup tears

Instructions:

1. Mix raw emotion with a dash of self-awareness.
2. Seperate from the therapist's couch.
3. Serve with a side of "I'm sorry".

Side effects may include:

• Catharsis
• Self-discovery
• Temporary feelings of happiness

Heart-Healthy Salad

A mix of ingredients that'll make your heart sing.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup kale
• 1/2 cup quinoa
• 1/4 cup love
• 1 tsp laughter

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl of happiness.
2. Sprinkle with laughter.
3. Serve with a side of joy.

Serves 2-4 people, depending on your emotional capacity.

Heart to Heart Talk

Heart to Heart Talk

A conversation so deep, it'll make you cry.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup vulnerability
• 1/2 cup empathy
• 1/4 cup trust

Instructions:

1. Find a safe space to share your feelings.
2. Listen with an open heart.
3. Repeat back what you've heard with a healthy dose of validation.