LOVE LOCKS: The Art of Unrequited Devotion
Welcome to the shrine of LOVE LOCKS, where the unwary and the desperate come to leave their heartbeats in hopes of being reunited with that special someone.
We offer a variety of services, including:
- Locking your heart in a locket, symbolizing your eternal devotion
- Writing a sappy, overwrought love letter, complete with flowery language and excessive use of the word "my
- Performing an exorcism to rid yourself of any existing attachments, allowing you to start fresh and anew
- Engaging in various forms of public display, such as holding a sign, wearing a "Will you be my valentine?" t-shirt, or simply standing in front of a crowded restaurant with a "I'm here" sign
Don't have a love lock? No problem! Our team of expert love locksmiths will create one from scratch, using only the finest materials and a healthy dose of desperation.
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