Spicy Sock Soup

Ingredients:

• 1 lb socks
• 1/4 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Boil the socks in a pot of hot water until they're soft and mushy.
2. Add the despair, regret, and existential dread, stirring constantly.
3. Season with a pinch of hopelessness and a dash of desperation.
4. Serve in a bowl, garnished with a sprinkle of crushed dreams.

Side effects: May cause feelings of hopelessness, desperation, and existential dread.

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