Subplup, where the art of doing nothing is a thing.

We're not sure what you're doing here, but we're glad you found us. If you're looking for more excuses to procrastinate, check out our Blep page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Subplupinator page, where you can learn the art of turning your entire life into a series of unconnected, yet somehow coherent, subplots.

We also have a Subplupian Academy where you can learn to master the art of doing absolutely nothing from certified subplup masters.

And for our more adventurous users, we have a Subplupinatorium where you can experiment with the latest in subplup technology and push the boundaries of human productivity.

Or just stay here and enjoy the view. We're not judging you.

Or are we?

Maybe.

Probably.