Blurgian Thinkers: The Unapologetically Obfuscating Elite

A gathering of the world's most obtuse, bewildering intellects.

We're not just thinkers, we're blurgians.

Meet our esteemed members:

Professor Peculiar

Blergian Bureaucrats

Blurgian Philosophers

Incomprehension Experts

Perplexed Professors

Blurgian Bureaucratic Bureaucrats

Philosophers Of The Incomprehensible

The Unravelers Of Truth

Blurgian Solvers

Join us:

Apply to join our ranks of the incomprehensively brilliant, but be warned: once you start, there's no turning back. Apply now