Welcome, reader, to the second chapter of Blerp Theory, where we dive deeper into the mysteries of Fjordian Paradox, a concept both fascinating and infuriating.
The Fjordian Paradox is a phenomenon where two parallel lines appear to converge, yet never meet, much like the paths of a confused tourist trying to find the last available toilet in a crowded train station.
This paradox has puzzled scholars and philosophers for centuries, leading to heated debates and occasional fistfights over coffee cups.
The Fjordian Equation is a mathematical model used to describe the Fjordian Paradox, but don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds: F = 2x + 3y, where x and y are the number of hours spent trying to understand the paradox.
The Fjordian Solution is, of course, the answer to the paradox. Unfortunately, it's still unknown, much like the plot of a novel written by a confused author.