Warning: This method is not for the faint of heart.
Blink-and-Click Method 2: The Sequel
A follow-up to the classic Blink-and-Click Method, this updated technique promises to revolutionize the way you browse the interweb.
- Open your browser in a crowded, noisy coffee shop.
- Stare intensely at your screen for exactly 5 minutes and 22 seconds.
- Blink your eyes 3 times.
- Click on a random link.
- Repeat steps 2-4 until you find what you're looking for.
Side effects may include:
- Spent hours staring at a blank page.
- Developed eye strain.
- Uncontrollable urges to scream "WHERE IS MY COFFEE?"
- Unexplained feelings of existential dread.
Don't try this at home. Unless you're a glutton for punishment.
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