The Blink Club

Welcome to the Blink Club, where the most stylish and sophisticated members come to... well, not actually do anything, but it sounds good.

Our motto: "We're not really doing anything, but we're doing it really well."

Membership benefits:

• We'll make you feel like you're doing something, even if you're not.
• We'll provide you with a sense of community, even if you're just browsing alone in the dark.
• We'll offer you a 50% discount on our overpriced merchandise, because who doesn't love paying triple for a t-shirt that just says "Blink Club" on it?

Ready to join the club? Click here to submit your application, or here to donate to our totally-not-a-scam charity.

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