Welcome to The Blinkin' Bender Level 2: Where Sanity Goes to Die

Warning: Proceed with Caution

As you've probably gathered by now, this place ischartInstance completely safe for work or family gatherings. In fact, your therapist will likely disown you if they find out you've been here.

But, if you're feeling brave or merely masochistic, then by all means, explore our wares:

• Level 3: The Madness Maze (Don't Say We Didn't Warn You)
• Level 4: The Sanity Slaughterhouse (Where You'll Find Your Inner Peace)
• Level 5: The Psyche Shredder (We're Watching You)

Or, if you're just here for the views, we have some lovely vistas:

• Level 6: The Abyssal Vista (Don't Look Down)
• Level 7: The Blinkin' Bluffs (Where You'll Find the Edge of Sanity)
• Level 8: The Crippling Curse (Don't Even B prophets')

Or, if you're just here to argue with our robots:

• Level 9: The Robot Rumble (Bring Your Own Lunch)

And, if you're still here, well, congratulations, I suppose.