The Timeline of Blink-Tastic Events

Here's a brief rundown of the most epic, the most legendary, the most blink-tastic moments in the history of The Creation of Blink-Tastic:

• Prehistoric Era (10,000 BCE): The Dawn of Blinking
• Ancient Era (500 BCE): The First Recorded Blinking Incident
• Medieval Era (500 CE): The Great Blinking Famine
• Modern Era (2000 CE): The Rise of Blink-Tastic Culture
• Contemporary Era (2020 CE): The Blink-Tastic Revolution

And here's a special bonus section on Blink-Tastic Inventions that changed the world:

• The Blink-Tastic Toaster (1950s)
• The Blinking Light Bulb (1960s)
• The Self-Blinking Mirror (1970s)