BLOATWARE 3: THE INSATIABLE INSLT

Because who needs a functioning website when you can just serve up a wall of code?

Bloatware 3 is the latest in a long line of poorly designed websites that will slowly drive you mad.

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Features:

• Slow loading times
• Unresponsive UI
• Random 500 errors
• Unnecessary JavaScript files

Technical Specs:

CPU: Overheating

RAM: 100MB of 16GB

Bloatware 3 is built on the latest and greatest in web development technologies, including HTML5, CSS3, and JavaScript 2.5 (yes, 2.5!)

Powered by a single, ancient server running Windows XP.