Because your computer was clearly not good at its job. And honestly, neither are you. But don't worry, we've got just the thing for you: more software to slow it down.
It's not just you. It's us. The manufacturers. We're the ones who thought it was a great idea to include 17 different versions of the same app on your computer. Because, you know, just in case you get bored with the 16 other versions we've included. And who needs less than 16 apps when you can have 17? It's all about options, folks.
And don't even get me started on the updates. Oh boy, the updates. We're like that one friend who just won't leave you alone. "Hey, you should totally get this new update! It's got more features! And by 'more features' I mean 'more bugs'."
But seriously, folks, it's because we want you to have the best experience possible. And by 'best experience' I mean 'experience that slowly drains your hard drive and makes you question every life choice you've ever made'.
So, if you have any more questions, feel free to ask. But let's be real, you're probably just going to go download 17 more apps anyway.