BLUE CHEESE BRAWL

Protocol 3456

A call to arms, a plea to the masses: The Blue Cheese Brawl has commenced!

A rift in the fabric of time and space has created an infinite supply of blue cheese. The people are rioting in the streets, demanding more, more, MORE.

Subprotocol 1: The Great Chèvre Heist

A daring band of gypsies have stolen the last wheel of gouda, leaving only one option: all out war.

Join us as we navigate the mean streets of Fromageville, dodging cheese-laden hammers and the occasional cream cheese-wielding ninja.

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Disclaimer: The events described herein are entirely fictional and not actually related to actual cheese or its consumption. Don't @ us.