I'm a junkie for the finest, most comfortable, most utterly impractical pants known to humanity.

I have 12 different pairs in various states of disarray scattered around my living room.

I've worn them to the grocery store, to the park, and even to the office (don't judge me).

My favorite pair, 'Betsy', has a 3-inch tear in the crotch and a lovely shade of blue that matches my mood.

Want to see more of my blue-jean collection?