BO as a Distractor: The Definitive Guide

BO is a highly skilled Distractor, able to focus on anything except the thing you need him to focus on. With his patented "Distract-O-Matic" technique, he can turn even the most mundane tasks into a never-ending series of rabbit holes.

Techniques of the Distractor

• Scrolling through Social Media - The art of finding an endless stream of cat videos and memes.
• Making Snacks - A delicate balance of crunch and distraction.
• Reading Wikipedia - Where the rabbit hole of knowledge is just a click away.

Success Stories

• BO successfully turned his focus on a project into a 3-year long debate on the merits of pineapple pizza.
• He managed to distract himself for 5 whole minutes while trying to focus on his work by solving a Rubik's Cube.
• BO even turned a simple task of doing laundry into a 2-hour discussion on the history of fabric softener.

Don't let BO be your Distractor. Unless you want to.