Welcome, esteemed shareholders to the most exclusive board of directors in the galaxy.
Chairman Marvolo: Lord Commander of the Galactic Empire of Sarcasm
Vice Chairman, Zorgon: Expert in the Art of Doing Nothing
Director of Finance: A being of pure, unadulterated greed
Director of Marketing: A master of the ancient art of saying nothing while saying everything
Director of Research and Development: A genius at turning ideas into mediocre, soul-sucking apps
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