Our Projects: A Showcase of Unbridled Genius
Robot Overlords
We built a robot that can do your taxes for you. It's a real thing. We swear.
Quantum Cake Initiative
We've discovered a way to make cake that exists in multiple places at once. It's a real thing. We swear.
Chrono Displacement Device
We've built a machine that can move objects through time. Okay, fine, it just moves them 3 inches to the left, but still.
And that's not all! Check out our secret project, but don't tell anyone, it's a secret.