Bob, a hapless adventurer, stumbled upon the great and powerful Anubis, god of the dead, in a most unfortunate manner.
As Bob approached the necropolis, the god of the dead unleashed a mighty blast of jack-o-lanterns, which Bob, being a bit dim, thought was a sign of a festive holiday party.
He walked right into the blast, tripping over a sarcophagus and landing on a mummy's tomb, where Anubis was having a good laugh at his expense.
Undeterred, Bob asked, "Hey, Anubis, what's up?" Anubis replied, "Just enjoying the view, mortal. And, honestly, you're not very good at this whole 'not getting blown up' thing."