Bob, our esteemed Assessor, has declared that he is, in fact, reading from a card.
This card, a tattered and torn piece of paper, holds the secrets of the universe.
Or at least, that's what Bob claims.
He has been reading from it for hours, furiously flipping the pages and muttering "Hmmm..." under his breath.
You can view the card's contents at: /subpages/contents-of-the-card-are-actually-just-some-random-numerals
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to ask Bob a question.