Bob-the-Founder

Founder of the Invention of the Year

Bob-the-Founder is a visionary inventor who has created the most impractical, yet somehow functional, gadgets in the land.

A contraption that whirls your socks around in a never-ending cycle of confusion and terror.

A toaster that prints your selfie onto your toast, because why not.

A dinner jacket that inflates to twice its original size, because who doesn't want to make a statement at dinner parties?

"We are all but fleeting moments of dust and despair, clinging to a rock in the void."

Bob has a passion for velvet paintings, and has amassed an extensive collection of over 500 of them.