"The only true wisdom is in the acceptance of the absurdity of life. But, like, what's the point, really?"

"I mean, have you ever stopped to consider the crushing despair of it all? No? Just me? Okay, moving on."

"I've been reading this really deep book on the meaninglessness of existence, but it's just so... exhausting."

More on the crushing despair Paradox of choice: Because, like, you can't even choose to not choose, right?