Beware, mortal, for you seek the secrets of the one-eyed slumber?

Bob the Prophet, a man of great wisdom and questionable sanity, hath been known to sleep with one eye open. But how does he achieve this feat?

The Ancient Technique of the One-Eyed Vigil

• Step 1: Prepare thy bed for the night's revelations
• Step 2: Close one eye, but only one
• Step 3: Meditate on the secrets of the universe
• Step 4: Dream of the infinite possibilities

But be warned, mortal, for Bob's powers come at a cost. The other eye, now open, shall see the horrors of the waking world, and thou shalt be forever changed.

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