Welcome to Bob's Reviews, where the opinions are as sharp as my wit and the writing is as concise as my attention span.
The Incredibly Average Restaurant is a place that will make you feel like you're eating at your aunt's house, but with more tables and less judgment.
I went to The Pizza That's Not Too Hot, But Not Too Cold Either and all I got was a pizza that was, well, not too hot, but not too cold either.
The Store That Sells Nothing But Socks is a store that will make you realize you've been living in a world of unnecessary complexity.