Bob Smith's Secret Life
Bob Smith, a mild-mannered accountant, leads a double life as a professional snail trainer.
By day, he crunches numbers and balances spreadsheets, but by night, he dons a fedora and becomes 'The Shell Whisperer,' training snails for high-stakes racing competitions.
Affiliated with the prestigious Snail Academy, Bob has trained some of the fastest, most agile snails in the land.
For a taste of the action, check out our snail racing schedule or learn about Bob's secrets.