Welcome to Bohm Pizza's FAQs, where the questions are always harder than the answers. If you're here, it's likely you're lost in our website, or you have a very specific, very important question that you just can't find the answer to. Either way, we're here to help, or at least make fun of you.
Q: What is Bohm Pizza, and why is it so good?
A: It's not just a pizza, it's an experience. It's like a rollercoaster, but with cheese. And also cheese sauce. And also cheese crust. But, like, in a good way.
Q: Can I order online?
A: Yes, you can. But why bother? Our phone number is 1-800-BOHM-PIE. It's like, right there. On our website. In the footer. Just click on "Contact Us" and... oh wait, that's just a bunch of links to other websites. Never mind.
Q: What's the deal with the weird font?
A: This is Futura. It's like the Helvetica of the future. It's like, futuristic, man. Like, 1950s futuristic. But, like, not really. It's just a font.