A highly advanced device capable of controlling all the world's electricity, except when it's not.
Built by a team of expert hamsters in a secret underground laboratory, the Boltinator 9000 is the most powerful tool in the fight against mundane, uninteresting electricity.
But be warned: the Boltinator 9000 may occasionally malfunction, causing random power surges, explosions, or the occasional spontaneous combustion.
So, what kind of electricity do you want to control today?
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility.