Welcome, soldier, to the most epic battle of all time! The Boogie-Woogie Wars are here, and the beat is on!
Our army is strong, our rhymes are tighter. We'll take you down with our funky beats and our disco lights.
Join the Boogie-Battles! | Prepare for Beat-Downs!
Wins: 100,000
Losses: 50,000 (but who's counting?)
Tomorrow night: Woogie-Wars vs. Funky-Town!
(Don't forget to bring your dancing shoes!)