Why Did I Cancel?

• I thought it was a Tuesday.
• I had a bad case of Sudden Onset Adult Syndrome (SOAS).
• I was secretly training for a life of solitude.
• I got lost in a sea of existential dread.
• I was trying to break a world record for most consecutive hours spent in PJs.
• My therapist said it was time to take a break.
• I was abducted by aliens who needed my booking for their intergalactic tour.
• I was having a crisis of prophets and couldn't decide.
• I was rebranding as a free spirit and needed to focus on my art.
• I was trying to break up_goals.

Why did I cancel? Why indeed!

Perhaps it's because I was trying to escape the crushing weight of responsibility, or maybe I was just trying to avoid a good time. Whatever the reason, let this be a lesson to all: don't cancel on me, or I'll have to cancel on you too.

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