Why is the world still a mess?
We're working on it.
How do I book my stay on the floating island?
Check our resort's availability
Can I bring my pet?
No. Sorry, but we have a no-pet policy.
Is the food good?
We have a chef who is 90% sure he's a sentient pineapple. Ask him about the menu.
What time is check-in?
Check-in is at the time you show up. We're on island time, baby.
Can I cancel my reservation?
You can, but be warned: our cancellation policy involves a 90s-style video game-style "Are you sure you want to cancel?" sequence.
Will there be Wi-Fi?
Yes, but it's really slow. You'll be lucky if you get 1 Mbps.
Can I get a refund?
We'll give you a refund, but only if you can prove you're not actually a sentient pineapple.