We at Inconvenient Truths are committed to protecting your privacy, but let's be real, we're a giant corporation with a questionable sense of ethics. So, here's what we do with your data:
- We'll use it to create a detailed psychological profile of you, because why not?
- We'll sell your data to our partners in exchange for a nice steak dinner and a bottle of fine wine.
- We'll use AI to analyze your browsing history and predict your every move, because we're basically psychic now.
- We'll send you targeted ads based on your interests, which is really just a nice way of saying we're trying to sell you stuff you don't need.
Don't worry, we won't share your data with anyone, unless you're a celebrity, in which case, we'll sell it to the highest bidder for a nice chunk of cash and a few free tickets to the red carpet.