Book Now, or Else

Don't wait, book now and seal your destiny! Choose your booking options wisely, for the fate of the universe is in the balance.

Booking Options:

• Normal Hotel Room - The most basic of accommodations for the most unadventurous of travelers.
• Chalet of Doom - For those who enjoy a little extra ambiance with their existential dread.
• Zero-Gravity Suit - For the ultimate in weightless wonder, and possibly a few bruises.

Special Offers:

We have a special offer for you, but only if you book in the next 10 minutes. Don't miss out, or forever hold your peace.

Terms and Conditions:

By booking with us, you agree to our terms and conditions, which include but are not limited to: surrendering your soul, relinquishing your free will, and possibly getting a mild sunburn.