Booster 5

A 5-Step Program for the Utterly Inept

Welcome, you've found us! You're probably a lost soul wandering the desolate wasteland of incompetence, but fear not, for we have just the thing for you.

• Step 1: Accept that you're terrible at everything
• Step 2: Practice not being the worst at things
• Step 3: Learn to not trip over your own feet
• Step 4: Find a hobby that won't get you killed
• Step 5: Join a community of similarly hapless individuals