Step 1: Prepare for Battle. Gather your trusty mortar and pestle, a sturdy surface to mortare upon, and a healthy dose of caffeine.
Step 2: Lay down the foundation. A smooth, flat surface is key. Don't even think about using a wobbly table or a surface with mysterious stains.
Step 3: Apply the mortaring paste with finesse. Think of it as a delicate dance, a pas de deux between mortar and pestle.
For more advanced techniques, check out:
Mortaring Method 4: The Art of Subtlety - Where subtlety meets precision.
Or, for the truly adventurous:
Pestle Throwing: The Mortaring Sport
Remember, practice makes perfect. Now, go forth and mortare like the wind!
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