Because walls are just so... ineffective
Why settle for a wall when you can build a WALL? A wall with spikes, a wall with moats, a wall with a moat full of spikes. The more absurd the better, really. Just think of all the immigrants you can deter!
For an added layer of security, just douse it in fire. Who needs a nice little moat when you can have a FLAMING MOAT? It's like a moat, but more dramatic!
See our Border Patrol Squad in action!Why bother with mere walls when you can unleash the fury of nature? Just hire a team of wild boars and watch as they trample the competition!
Learn about our Boar Protocol Training program!A sleek and sophisticated drone designed to surveil your border, detect any potential threats, and deliver a nice, soothing message of "You're welcome, comrade!"
Because who needs actual border control when you can just tase people for fun?
For a more... festive approach to border control, just blast your subjects with confetti and hope for the best!