Border Control Tactics

Because walls are just so... ineffective

Method 1: Build a Really, Really Tall Wall

Why settle for a wall when you can build a WALL? A wall with spikes, a wall with moats, a wall with a moat full of spikes. The more absurd the better, really. Just think of all the immigrants you can deter!

Submethod 1: Add a Moat of Fire

For an added layer of security, just douse it in fire. Who needs a nice little moat when you can have a FLAMING MOAT? It's like a moat, but more dramatic!

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Submethod 2: Hire an Army of Wild Boars

Why bother with mere walls when you can unleash the fury of nature? Just hire a team of wild boars and watch as they trample the competition!

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Tool 1: Border Control Drone

A sleek and sophisticated drone designed to surveil your border, detect any potential threats, and deliver a nice, soothing message of "You're welcome, comrade!"

Subtool 1: Drone-mounted Taser

Because who needs actual border control when you can just tase people for fun?

Subtool 2: Drone-mounted Confetti Cannon

For a more... festive approach to border control, just blast your subjects with confetti and hope for the best!