Welcome to Border-Itis Recovery Program — where borders are a way of life

Step 1: Acknowledge your border problem

You've got Border-Itis, and it's not just a phase. It's a condition where the line between art and chaos is blurred. You see borders everywhere, and they're all calling your name. We're here to help you recover.

Take our 12-step program and get back to living life on the edge, not on the line.

• Learn about Border Collapse Theory | Join our Edge-itis support group
• Or, if you're feeling extra bold:
• Take a stance against Border-Itis in our Border Punk Revolt