Are you tired of the same old boring sports? Do you crave a thrill, a rush, and a healthy dose of existential dread? Look no further than Edge Sports: where athletes compete on the razor's edge of sanity and mortality.
From the high-wire acrobatics of Extreme Croquet to the heart-stopping, spine-tingling thrill of Ice Climbing, Edge Sports has it all.
But be warned: only the bravest, most daring, and most slightly unhinged competitors will make it to the top of the Edge Sports hierarchy.