The Rounded Rebellion

Welcome to the Rounded Rebellion's official history page! We're a group of brave individuals who refuse to be bound by the harsh edges of the world. Our story begins with the formation of the Rounded Council, a group of visionaries who sought to bring balance and smoothness to a world of sharp angles and pointed corners.

Our early days were marked by heated debates over the merits of beveled edges and rounded corners. Some of our founders were adamant that a world without sharp edges was no world at all, while others believed that the rounded revolution was the key to a brighter, more comfortable future.

After months of discussion, the Rounded Council finally reached a consensus: we would build a city that defied the conventional wisdom of sharp, angular architecture. And so, we set to work on our masterpiece: New Rounded City, where every building, every sign, and every piece of furniture was designed with rounded edges and smooth curves.

But our vision wasn't just limited to our built environment. We also sought to challenge the norms of social interaction. We established the Rounded Rebellion's infamous "Hug-a-Palooza" program, where strangers would come together and... well, hug each other. It was a bold experiment in emotional intimacy and rounded communication.

Today, our movement has inspired countless others to join the Rounded Rebellion. We've got Rounded Rebels of all ages, all backgrounds, and all levels of roundness. And we're still pushing the boundaries of what it means to be rounded.

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