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Rounded Rebellion Survival Tips
Rounded Rebellion Survival Tips
Welcome to the most extreme, the most absurd, the most utterly useless survival guide for the rounded rebellion.
- Tip 1: Wear a helmet. Not because it's a good idea, but because the government will make you.
- Tip 2: Practice your 'roundhouse' moves. You never know when you'll need to dodge a flying mallet.
- Tip 3: Learn to appreciate the beauty of a well-crafted 'round' door. It's all you have left.
- Tip 4: Develop a strong stomach. The 'rebel' rations are questionable, at best.
Advanced Survival Training
Want to become a master of the rounded rebellion? Click here to learn more.
Rebel Resources
Looking for gear? Try here for the most... creative solutions.
Rebel Support Group
Feeling alone in your rebellion? Click here to connect with fellow round rebels.
Stay rounded, stay rebellious!