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You stared at the wall for 4 hours straight. You didn't blink once.
As you sat there, you felt your eyes dry out, your mind numb, and your soul crushed.
But hey, at least you got a great tan from the wall's gentle glow.
Read on for more thrilling experiences! >:)You spent 3 hours watching paint dry. You didn't even get to see the finish.
You're now an expert in the art of waiting for nothing to happen.
See what happens when you let it set! >:)