LOCAL MAN STILL HAVEN'T MOWED

UPDATE 1: Because apparently, 3 days have passed since last update

Local Man, the infamous lawn caretaker, still hasn't mowed his lawn in 3 whole days. When asked for comment, Local Man stated, "Oh, I'll get to it. Eventually."

When The CouchPotato Began Calling What He's Mowing Now (Hint: Not The Lawn)

This page has not been updated in 2 whole days. Maybe he's still on the couch.