Breaking: Our local man, known only as "LawnBoy" to neighbors, has still not mowed his lawn in weeks. Sources close to the situation confirm that LawnBoy's neglect of his lawn has become a source of great frustration for nearby homeowners.
"It's a ticking time bomb of tall grass and overgrown weeds," said one concerned citizen. "We just want our kids to be able to play on a safe, well-manicured lawn."
LawnBoy, when reached for comment, claimed to be "in the middle of a 'lawn care existential crisis' and unable to find the will to mow. "It's just so... beige," he said, gazing wistfully at his overgrown lawn.
As the situation continues to unfold, neighbors are calling for action. A petition to have the city's lawn-care inspectors intervene is currently circulating.
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