According to sources close to the family, local man, John, has been avoiding his lawn-mowing duties for an impressive 12 months. His siblings, who wish to remain anonymous, report that the overgrowth has become a safety hazard.
When asked for comment, John was heard saying, "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a spiritual journey of self-discovery."
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