The Borg's Coffee Council

Where the collective unconscious meets the collective buzz.

Join us for:

Tastings and critiques of the finest cyber-coffees

Explorations of the Borg's favorite coffee-related memes

Insights into the Borg's assimilated approach to morning routines

And, of course, our annual:

Coffee Invaders' Day

Where we proudly invade the coffee cups of the organic, free-thinking masses.

Meet the council members: